Food04 Feb 2009 09:38 pm
A CRAZY new offer from the Excalibur in Las Vegas:

The Excalibur needs someone to work on their promo material. I love that the model simultaneously has her mouth open for all the food it can eat all day long, while holding utensils and giving a big thumbs up.
This is something I’d rather repress, but on my first visit to Las Vegas 8 or so years ago, I ate at the Roundtable buffet. Folks: it’s not good.
Okay, I hear you: “But Kelly, it’s only $25; that’s a $1.04 an hour. THINK OF THE VALUE.”
I say: think of your arteries.
I should clarify that I don’t actually know if this buffet is open 24 hours. God forbid it is.
Classy place.
So, would you have to stay in the restaurant all day, or would they actually let you leave and come back?