General01 Dec 2007 07:30 pm

This morning, I purchased a brand new tiny vacuum cleaner from my local large multipurpose buying centre with LOW prices. I named him “Greenback.”

Later this afternoon, Greenback choked on dust and hair and ultimately died when his neck broke.

DAMMIT GREENBACK, WE HARDLY KNEW YE.

One Response to “Who saw this coming?”

  1. on 03 Dec 2007 at 4:40 pm 32-P

    My sympathies… on the plus side, at least you didn’t have too much time to get attached to it (him?). I’ve read horror stories about Roomba owners who knit little hats for their Roombas and buy them collars and put stickers on them, and then have to go to counselling when the little vacuum eventually kicks the bucket. Did you at least get your money back? 🙂