General04 Jul 2005 05:20 pm



I like sleeping in the basement. It’s cool in the summer, it’s quiet, it’s private… but not private enough for these crappy prehistoric monsters to stay out of my bed.

What do you think would happen if it crawled in my gaping mouth while I slept?

3 Responses to “Get Out of My Dreams”

  1. on 04 Jul 2005 at 10:59 pm Mark

    I would postulate — and I gather it’s already very likely for this to have already happened — that they climb into your nasal cavity via the mouth and burrow into your brain. There, they lay eggs and, after an unspecified period of gestation, hatch into thousands of tiny larvae. Luckily, I’m told they eat only the portions of your brain responsible for negativity, pain, suffering, etc. leaving you in a persistent and irrevocable “happy” state. At least until the moment of instant death, I’d gather.

  2. on 06 Jul 2005 at 9:45 am Troy

    I was going to say you’d probably eat it (mmmm protein) but I like Mark’s response better.

    Yeech!

  3. on 06 Jul 2005 at 7:58 pm kelly

    NO KIDDING! :-S :-S

    Eggs. Sick.