There is no winning against Poseidon
Umbrellas on Karon beach in Phuket
Whenver I get my hair cut or colored, I always get suckered into the hair straightening at the end. But it’s kind of a weird benefit like free liquor on an overseas flight. It’s really good at the time, but you pay for it for days after.
Straight hair makes my face look bloody huge.
Dear Bitch Who Stole my Winter Jacket at my Birthday Night Out at Suburbs on Saturday,
I hope you burn in hell.
I KNOW, THAT’S IRONIC, HUH?!
Signed,
Kelly
A friend and I were up late the other night looking through people’s open directories of photos. Basically, it’s like picking up someone else’s photos at the local Wal*Mart and flipping through them. You don’t know the story behind the images and you lose all context. It’s pretty cool.
Today, I bring you images from directories with the words “80th birthday” or “big birthday” in them



My own Post-it® Sticky Note rendition of protestors dressed up like Christmas trees last week at Home Depot. They ran around the store, writing things in chalk on the floor, pretending to run from ‘lumberjacks’ holding paper chainsaws. They were protesting the fact that we sold Christmas trees.
